You might enjoy an ad. currently running on TV for Farmers Insurance.....
a young man holding a baby says he is a fire fighter and away from home a lot. Says he knows what is important to protect. A woman appears at his side then is gone. At the end of the ad. he say - still holding the baby - "Everything else is replaceable, (presumably including the wife) this isn't".
Cracks me up every time.
LOL! I’ll have to check that one out. ;-)