Get a rope for his lawyer too!
A lawyer for van der Sloot in New York, Joe Tacopina, said he did not know his client’s whereabouts and had not been in touch with him since the Peru allegations emerged.
Tacopina cautioned against a rush to judgment.
“Joran van der Sloot has been falsely accused of murder once before. The fact is he wears a bull’s-eye on his back now and he is a quote-unquote usual suspect when it comes to allegations of foul play,” Tacopina said.
Straight from Tacopina’s playbook. How does he sleep at night?
Can we just kill all lawyers to be safe?