[Sybeck1]

Tell me about it. I won the office bracket for the final four, and still haven’t told my wife about the .30-.30 I bought with it.

[HiJinx]

Huge mistake!

The saleslady told my wife about my last purchase before I got a chance to get home. No matter how I tried to explain I was going to tell her that evening, I came out on the short end of the stick.

I still have both the rifle and the wife, so I guess I wasn’t too deep in it...

[Doogle]

"soez, how much more longer you wish to keep da current arraignment with your hiden gunz so that your loverly wife is kept in da dark?"

[The Comedian]

Tell me about it. I won the office bracket for the final four, and still haven’t told my wife about the .30-.30 I bought with it.

There's a term for men like you:

"Still married".

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.