I'd rather argue with you than against you, since you have the Right of it.
You can add the 'guilty/not guilty' posts to that, as well. As was explained so succinctly to Mike, the computer, in The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress: "...there are two classes of jokes: 'funny once', and 'funny always'."
Now THAT's funny tonight! I'll have to let you know about always.