“geeters ... Pop your buddy in the crotch.”
I saw something similar, but I was an undeergraduate. If some guy was studying and left their genitals unguarded, some clown would loft a tennis ball at them.
One of my roommates was bad about this. So he was studying, with his back to the door, and one of his frequent victims snuck up on him. Roomie felt something on his shoulder, looked down and saw it was this guy’s johnson.
All this clucking and tut-tutting won’t change the fact that young guys do stupid stuff.
Your comments are why these threads get pulled. Instead of pulling threads that may be helpful to parents, the mods ought to pull your comments.