Posted on 05/30/2010 4:56:14 PM PDT by Libloather
MICHELLE OBAMA “FURIOUS AND HUMILIATED” BY CLAIMS HER HUSBAND THE PRESIDENT MIGHT BE HAVING AN AFFAIR!!
Sunday May 16, 2010
MICHELLE Obama has every right to be angry!
The American First Lady apparently exploded with rage after learning her husband Barack has been caught in a cheating scandal with a 35-year-old woman.
The affair rumor mill went into overdrive earlier this month after the Commander-in-Chief was seen at a posh hotel with sexy former campaign worker Vera Baker.
Michelle is also said to be worried that there could be damning security tapes her husband’s enemies could use to crush his presidency.
“Michelle’s beside herself,” a source blabbed to American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“She can’t believe Barack could put himself in this position!
“The scandalous buzz about Obama and Ms. Baker has been out there for years. But Michelle never had any evidence positively linking the two romantically, and he and Baker always brushed off the salacious rumors as Republican lies.
“Michelle is furious that the political gossips are at it again. She was especially upset to learn there might be a videotape of Obama with Baker at the hotel! If true, that could ruin his presidency — and his marriage.
“Michelle doesn’t understand how this shrewd politician could end up in a situation that appears to be compromising at the very least.
“She’s furious, humiliated and embarrassed. It’s put another huge strain on the Obamas’ marriage.
“Michelle’s adamant that if she finds there’s a shred of truth to these allegations, she’ll leave Barack! He insists there’s nothing to the story, that it’s just right wing operatives trying to discredit him.
“Right now, they’re both bracing for the other shoe to drop — and if it ever does, there will be hell to pay in the Obama White House!”
She may not be a communist, may not be informed about such tyranny. As Jane Fonda once said, if we understood communism, we would get on our knees and beg that God make us communist.
You have a tin ear for sarcasm, you know ?
If Hillary didn’t leave Michelle won’t leave.
I don’t know about the others, but that last one will endear the Floridians.
“But, hey, you want to say stupid, irrelevant, unproven slurs, go for it.”
Hey... I heard that he was a queer, and in addition did goats.
I thought Obama was checking out her shoes!
I believe the SCarolinians may want her to succeed “Lovable Lindsey.”
Bet’n nobama is just like the bruthas in the joint, when in a bind any poke’ll do.
Only the second one looks “sincere”.
“Michelle ain’t leaving Obama and the life she has now.”
Who said she is planning to leave the White House?
After all, the woman always gets to stay in the house.
That is, until the lawyers settle and take it from her.
Copy Limbaugh much?
Fail to come up with phrases of your own much?
Weak.
Now this will really inspire the American people to greater heights.
Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn’t escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo
Shrewd politician? Someone needs to explain to this person the difference between the dancing monkey and the organ grinder.
Now she knows what he means when he says he's gonna go play nine...
lol...
No, a field day covering up the truth.
Awfully cozy there. Gay much?
*ping*
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