[tnlibertarian]

Okay, let me see if I get it:

Humans breathe in oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide.
Plants take in carbon dioxide and produce oxygen.
So, oxygen and carbon dioxide are opposites.
Europa is very cold, covered in ice and full of oxygen.
Therefore, carbon dioxide causes global warming.

When can I expect my government grant?

[Frenchtown Dan]

You can apply to the Nobel Peace Prize commitee. They give awards and money for all sorts of whacky stuff. :)

[bigheadfred]

When can I expect my government grant?

Be CAREFUL with it. It's the last one they had....