[camle]

ohyeah?? well the russians had nearly ten years to come up with a loco computer and did they??? NO! they had to have twenty or thirty technicians running the ship;-)

we did it ten years earlier with two PLUS an insane computer!

sorry, I’m laughing too hard!

[GonzoGOP]

ohyeah?? well the russians had nearly ten years to come up with a loco computer and did they??? NO! they had to have twenty or thirty technicians running the ship;-)

Welcome to the HAL 9000 automated help desk. Please say your name after the tone
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Greetings "Dave". For instructions on using your HAL 9000 system with flash video press 1. To play a nice game of chess press 2. If your HAL 9000 computer has gone insane and is trying to kill you press 3.
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