Posted on 05/27/2010 7:10:12 PM PDT by devane617
ALBANY, GA (WALB)
An Albany man is arrested for conning a Darton College student into letting him kiss and smell her feet.
19-year old Daryl Melton is charged with simple battery.
He is neither a student nor an employee at Darton College.
Darton College Police say May 25th at the college library Melton told a 19 year old student he was studying to be an orthopedic therapist, and wanted to give her a survey.
In a private study room Melton asked her questions while kissing and smelling her feet.
The student ran, and Melton was arrested on campus.
This story smells a little feetishy to me.
Whatever the charge, he should get a reduction because of the coed’s culpability and stupidity.
Exactly what I was thinking...
I had a girl friend a long time ago that was cute as a new puppy, but had stinky feet so bad that it permeated wherever we were. If he had ran across her, his problem would be cured.
Is this how Dick Morris got his start?
One should never kiss and smell.
Too bad it didn't end there.
The really odd thing is that she (my ex gf) is from, and still lives in, Albany, GA.
I been to Awlbinny! That was the big city when you lived in Americus. But we watched the news and got the paper from Macon, because that was the real metropolis!
I lived a few miles west of Americus for many years.
I stayed in a old hotel there once. A real classic with kind of a round room. Does that ring a bell?
Thank you so much for spelling Albany in the correct pronunciation for Georgia. Just like Albany is pronounced “Awl’beny”, Houston county is pronounced “House-ton”
My daughter (14 years old) has unGodly smelling feet. I found out that she has an allergy to plastic or rubber in regular shoes. Now she only wears leather shoes and no problems anymore.
Winner!
We should be glad he didn’t tell he was a studying to be an OB/GYN !!??
Or a proctologist !!
My gf must have had a similar problem...
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