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To: muawiyah

Arthritus is settling in my right hand and I’m too old to learn to wipe my butt with my left.


7 posted on 05/27/2010 3:31:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek

I’ve fallen and I can’t reach my beer.


11 posted on 05/27/2010 3:32:57 PM PDT by muawiyah ("Git Out The Way")
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To: cripplecreek

TMI, way way way TMI


16 posted on 05/27/2010 3:38:54 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: cripplecreek
Arthritus is settling in my right hand and I’m too old to learn to wipe my butt with my left.

Can you still drag yourself across the carpet???

17 posted on 05/27/2010 3:39:33 PM PDT by bigheadfred (If I've said it once, I've said it a million times...)
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To: cripplecreek
Help is here!
20 posted on 05/27/2010 3:41:35 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: cripplecreek
Arthritus is settling in my right hand and I’m too old to learn to wipe my butt with my left.

Hire an illegal alien. I hear they are willing to do the work Americans don't want to do.

45 posted on 05/27/2010 4:51:57 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: cripplecreek
Arthritus is settling in my right hand and I’m too old to learn to wipe my butt with my left.

You'll learn to at least make a pass with your left.

48 posted on 05/27/2010 5:30:38 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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