Crap! I went in to buy a new suit at lunch and this skinny salesman with a spray on tan and this weird hair that was blond at the tip, but brown underneath came flouncing up to me all lispy and with overly dramatic gestures trying to convince me that I needed some Euro cut skinny suit.
I thought he was super gay. Maybe he thought I was gay. Could have sworn I was straight since I’m enormously attacted to scoopscandal in the best way. Did like “Les Mis” tho’. Food for thought.
According to the article, with your highly detailed description of the suit salesman...you might be a......;)
LOL!