Nah..just slap the ship with a purse.
That’s why Real Sailors are made at Kings Point. Annapolis only make gentlemen. Wouldn’t want to get any of those NADs hurt or their uniform dirty.
The only thing nautical about the Navy is that they own ships and the cute little unitforms they wear.
I could go on and on...
Of course, I went to Kings Point - The only Federal Academy to be allowed to carry a Battle Standard for students actually lost in war time - WW II.
I do have a lot of respect for the USNA, but it’s hard to let a chance to rib them go by :)