[MPJackal]

There is someone for every taste. Or as my wife says, “For every skank piece of bread, there is a skank piece of cheese to go on top of it. Some guys like corn fed. I am not one of them, but I know some.

[subterfuge]

Or as my wife says, “For every skank piece of bread, there is a skank piece of cheese to go on top of it. Some guys like corn fed. I am not one of them, but I know some.

Are you saying 5'8" and 132 lbs is "cornfed?" How much does your wife weigh and how tall is she?

[equalitybeforethelaw]

Or as my wife says, “For every skank piece of bread, there is a skank piece of cheese to go on top of it.

No offense to your wife, but the analogy seems a bit off, unless you are all used to eating open faced sandwiches. Would it not be better said “For every skank loaf of bread there is a skank slice of cheese to create a skank sandwich? Or, “every skank loaf deserves to be filled by skanky cheese? See my problem?