[The Comedian]

Anyone else notice that, as we approach galactic central alignment, it is becoming almost impossible for Democrats to maintain their homo-sapien facades?

These dorks are mentally *melting* with every passing day, and looking more and more like semi-sentient polliwogs, or poorly-implemented animatronic prototypes.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Chances Are]

Indeed!

CA....