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Weirdest. Accident. EVER.
Me | 05/21/2010 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 05/21/2010 3:29:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: fieldmarshaldj

I wish!

More than 50% of the people that reside in this national polical unit and somehow are delusional enough to identify themselves as my “fellow countrymen” DELIBERATELY used voting apparatus to select the Kenyan Muslim, and the mentally challenged senior you show in the picture, to wield executive authority in my country.

I wish I could take comfort in believing that was an accident, but I can’t.


141 posted on 05/22/2010 4:36:03 AM PDT by L,TOWM (The Democratic Party Platform: Lies, promulgated by Liars whose only real talent is Lying.)
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To: exit82; Scutter; NoFreeRides; AnAmericanMother

You live near me, donchya?


142 posted on 05/22/2010 5:41:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: editor-surveyor

To console the young lady, I hit that.


143 posted on 05/22/2010 5:50:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: txhurl
Girlfriend?

sniff

Hey, how many passes did I make at ya with nothing back???!?

144 posted on 05/22/2010 5:52:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Lazamataz

I don’t live in Atlanta anymore. I’m out in the great Pacific Northwest now.


145 posted on 05/22/2010 6:04:38 AM PDT by Scutter
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To: Lazamataz

Given our drivers, I’d swear that’s New Mexico.... except everything’s green and the car doesn’t have three temporary spares on it.


146 posted on 05/22/2010 6:12:58 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Lazamataz
You live near me, donchya?

Wish I did, Laz, it must be on heck of a fun place with you around!

I'm in Southern Delaware--a red area in a blue state.

147 posted on 05/22/2010 6:15:59 AM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemy of freedom. Sarah Palin is our Esther.)
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To: freedumb2003; Lazamataz; humblegunner; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Driver: “Officer, this dude in hideous bicycle shorts rode by and as I tried to wash out my eyes with acid, I lost control.”


148 posted on 05/22/2010 6:25:49 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (I'm converting to Mormonism to piss off Colofornian. But I'll be going commando.)
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To: Larry Lucido

149 posted on 05/22/2010 6:27:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Lazamataz

I once saw a state trooper car with its top torn off, and a cement truck next to it that had dumped its load into the passenger compartment.


150 posted on 05/22/2010 6:31:22 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Lazamataz
It is the single weirdest thing I have ever seen.

I seriously doubt that.

151 posted on 05/22/2010 6:55:44 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Math is hard. Harder if you're stupid.)
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To: Lazamataz

Was it the brown acid?


152 posted on 05/22/2010 6:57:58 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: Lazamataz

Noobs and their vanities.....

*sigh*

IBTZ


153 posted on 05/22/2010 3:44:03 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz’ life is very interesting.


154 posted on 05/22/2010 3:45:12 PM PDT by Grunthor (Faster than the speed of smell.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Lazamataz

& saw a hot chick, then he “hit it.”


155 posted on 05/22/2010 3:46:06 PM PDT by Grunthor (Faster than the speed of smell.)
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To: Moonman62

Were you a screenwriter for Miami Vice?


156 posted on 05/22/2010 5:32:33 PM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: nkycincinnatikid

No, but if it was part of an episode, they shut down I-95 to film it.


157 posted on 05/22/2010 6:55:45 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Moonman62

Seriously I was not doubting you at all.
Your story just reminded me of an episode where a 1964 Caddy convertible, the pride and joy of the Cuban wise guy who worked with Sonny and Tubbs was filled with a few yards of fresh concrete. Life does imitate art.


158 posted on 05/23/2010 6:20:53 AM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: nkycincinnatikid
Seriously I was not doubting you at all. Your story just reminded me of an episode where a 1964 Caddy convertible, the pride and joy of the Cuban wise guy who worked with Sonny and Tubbs was filled with a few yards of fresh concrete. Life does imitate art.

Thanks for the reply. What I saw was so strange I always wondered if it could have been part of a TV show or movie, and it was in the Miami area.

159 posted on 05/23/2010 6:27:37 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: KoRn

Au contraire, mon frere, men are the reckless drivers:

So Are Women Better Drivers Than Men?

TYPE OF VIOLATION RATIO M:F

Reckless driving 3.41

DUI 3.09

Seatbelt violations 3.08

Speeding 1.75

Failure to yield 1.54

Stop sign/signal violation 1.53

Source: http://www.crashstuff.com/men-versus-women-drivers-car-accidents-statistics/


160 posted on 05/23/2010 6:37:08 AM PDT by esquirette ("Our hearts are restless until they find rest in Thee." ~ Augustine)
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