Posted on 05/21/2010 3:29:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz
So, I'm coming home from work -- I bike home from work --and I stumble across an accident. It is the single weirdest thing I have ever seen. A car managed to climb up the guide wires of a telephone pole.
It was next to a TitleMax, so I assumed at first glance that it was some sort of promotional advertisement. I rode my bike right behind it, without realizing the danger of the situation. When the cop saw me, he waved me off.
Now, what I'm thinking is: WTF, and apparantly the cop is too. HOW do you MANAGE this one???? HOW do you explain THIS to GEICO????
I wish!
More than 50% of the people that reside in this national polical unit and somehow are delusional enough to identify themselves as my “fellow countrymen” DELIBERATELY used voting apparatus to select the Kenyan Muslim, and the mentally challenged senior you show in the picture, to wield executive authority in my country.
I wish I could take comfort in believing that was an accident, but I can’t.
You live near me, donchya?
To console the young lady, I hit that.
Hey, how many passes did I make at ya with nothing back???!?
I don’t live in Atlanta anymore. I’m out in the great Pacific Northwest now.
Given our drivers, I’d swear that’s New Mexico.... except everything’s green and the car doesn’t have three temporary spares on it.
Wish I did, Laz, it must be on heck of a fun place with you around!
I'm in Southern Delaware--a red area in a blue state.
Driver: “Officer, this dude in hideous bicycle shorts rode by and as I tried to wash out my eyes with acid, I lost control.”
I once saw a state trooper car with its top torn off, and a cement truck next to it that had dumped its load into the passenger compartment.
I seriously doubt that.
Was it the brown acid?
Noobs and their vanities.....
*sigh*
IBTZ
Laz’ life is very interesting.
& saw a hot chick, then he “hit it.”
Were you a screenwriter for Miami Vice?
No, but if it was part of an episode, they shut down I-95 to film it.
Seriously I was not doubting you at all.
Your story just reminded me of an episode where a 1964 Caddy convertible, the pride and joy of the Cuban wise guy who worked with Sonny and Tubbs was filled with a few yards of fresh concrete. Life does imitate art.
Thanks for the reply. What I saw was so strange I always wondered if it could have been part of a TV show or movie, and it was in the Miami area.
Au contraire, mon frere, men are the reckless drivers:
So Are Women Better Drivers Than Men?
TYPE OF VIOLATION RATIO M:F
Reckless driving 3.41
DUI 3.09
Seatbelt violations 3.08
Speeding 1.75
Failure to yield 1.54
Stop sign/signal violation 1.53
Source: http://www.crashstuff.com/men-versus-women-drivers-car-accidents-statistics/
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