[Talisker]

"It saves a lot of money, saves on gas, and it's good for the environment and it's a good time to get exercise in," said Jake Baechle, a bicyclist. "It's just the way we need to start moving as a country as a whole..."

Oh shut up, you stupid totalitarian collectivist. You can't just ride your damn bike, can you? You got to push for laws requiring everyone to do so, and the destruction of all technology for the last 300 years at the point of a gun, back up by concentration camps and death panels, just so you can say the right things to try to get laid picking up some stupid women at a Starbucks.

Liberals - if they didn't exist, no one would ever believe they could.

[Dem Guard]