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To: Dallas59

They need a buttlock that opens to the vacuum of space. That’ll clear those bowels in no time.


2 posted on 05/18/2010 7:16:12 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek

“They need a buttlock that opens to the vacuum of space. That’ll clear those bowels in no time. “

After the invention of Taco Bell, every home could use a butt-lock.


4 posted on 05/18/2010 7:21:14 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: cripplecreek

In space..no one can hear you fart.


7 posted on 05/18/2010 7:38:06 AM PDT by Crim (The Obama Doctrine : A doctrine based on complete ignorance.)
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To: cripplecreek
That brought back memories of an exchange on Hollywood Squares:

Peter Marshall: True or false...NASA officials report that when Chinese vice-premier Dang visited the astronaut training headquarters recently, the one big question he demanded to know was...where the astronauts go to the bathroom?!

Paul Lynde: The answer was over China!

20 posted on 05/18/2010 9:00:32 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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