Here’s what I say to the protesters...
Lets say I break into your house.
Lets say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, No! I like it here. Its better than my house. Ive made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. Ive done all the things you dont like to do. Im hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to feed me
You are Required to add me to your familys insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family
My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest. (except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
Its only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and Im just trying to better myself. Im a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house
And what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.
Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so that you can communicate with me.
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