[Old Sarge]

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DTG 172125Z MAY 10

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT

RE: POST 1 THIS THREAD

1. PERIMETER WATCH INDICATES CONFIRMED TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH-ON-TARGET (Z.O.T.).

2. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO EXECUTE OPTION DOGPILE UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS-FREE, ENGAGE AS ORDERED. LOCATION AT REF. 1 IS NOW DESIGNATED A KILL ZONE.

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA UPON COMPLETION OF STRIKE FOR AUTHORIZED LINE DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. ADULT BEVERAGE COMSUMPTION IS ENCOURAGED

4. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: BEEBER-STUNE.

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[Monkey Face]

Dead eye!!AWESOME!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Old Sarge just doin his job ;-)