[mnehring]

Usually something like this must be decided with a wrestling match in pudding, however, Megan Fox has become so skanky, Marissa wins by default.

[pissant]

Marisa was ‘discovered’ surfing on the beach. She’s a genuine surfer girl, from what I recall. Now I know what the Beach Boys were so excited about.

[The Antiyuppie]

Megan Fox does not look like she smells good. I don’t see what anyone ever saw in her.