Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra
I believe Bob Beckel said this to Hannity just after the blue dress was tested for DNA: “Just because there was semen on the dress doesn’t mean there was sex.”
Nobody goes in that place. It’s too crowded.
Yogi again