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05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic

Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic

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To: Post-Neolithic

“The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli”...- George Castanza, Marine Biologist


221 posted on 05/14/2010 6:29:31 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Tea Party. We are the party of NO! NO to more government! NO to more spending! NO to more taxation!)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“He should have armed himself”- William Muney/Unforgiven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77HM1tF2WcM


222 posted on 05/14/2010 6:30:19 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
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To: Post-Neolithic
'I guess all that's left is to go piss in the fish.' --War of the Roses

"It's true you are a good woman... then again you may be the antichrist." --Tombstone

223 posted on 05/14/2010 6:30:27 PM PDT by infidel29 (baracKARL obaMARX)
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To: Post-Neolithic
You can be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. I prefer pleasant.

Elwood P. Dowd (Harvey)

224 posted on 05/14/2010 6:31:12 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Obama, proving Hillary right that it takes a Village Idiot.)
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To: thackney

I thought all the HAT folks knew that story. I’ll have to tell you at the next get together.


225 posted on 05/14/2010 6:31:21 PM PDT by TheMom (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Viking2002

“He sure had a lot of friends, didn’t he daddy?”
I swear every time i see a funeral procession (including my mother’s) i think of that.


226 posted on 05/14/2010 6:31:55 PM PDT by madamemayhem (defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
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To: stylecouncilor

You are so cool.


227 posted on 05/14/2010 6:32:29 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Post-Neolithic
Deputy Chief Robinson: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.

McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you Dwayne, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jacks!!t.

228 posted on 05/14/2010 6:32:57 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (I don't look for leaders. I follow my own path, my way.)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“You can’t polish a turd”
from the movie “Christine”


229 posted on 05/14/2010 6:33:01 PM PDT by Riptides
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Hey careful man, there is a beverage here.” The Dude, The Big Lebowski

“Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss.” Omar, The Wire

“Man, money ain’t got no owners. Only spenders.” Omar, The Wire

“For a cold-ass crew of gangstaz, y’all carried it like Republicans and s***.” Prop Joe, The Wire

“Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m going to get really weird with it.” Frank, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

On Jagermeister: “You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.” Phil, Modern Family


230 posted on 05/14/2010 6:34:15 PM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night,” ALL ABOUT EVE

I love the smell of napalm in
APOCALYPSE NOW

After all, tomorrow is another day!
GONE WITH THE WIND

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
FORREST GUMP

Houston, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13

You had me at “hello.”
JERRY MAGUIRE

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
GODFATHER II


231 posted on 05/14/2010 6:34:35 PM PDT by mojitojoe (banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Post-Neolithic
“Klaatu barada nikto”

Michael Reny as Klaatu.

232 posted on 05/14/2010 6:34:50 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Obama, proving Hillary right that it takes a Village Idiot.)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“They sunk my boat.”

JFK, when asked about what made him a WWII “hero.”


233 posted on 05/14/2010 6:35:48 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Windflier

“What we do in life, echoes in eternity.”


234 posted on 05/14/2010 6:36:57 PM PDT by rintense
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To: madamemayhem


“He sure had a lot of friends, didn’t he daddy?”

“Are you SURE it’s Ken Lay?”
—question asked by the Colorado LEO upon being informed the head
of Enron was dead...

(and, as I understand correctly, having died before final sentencing,
his verdict was effectively erased...)


235 posted on 05/14/2010 6:38:54 PM PDT by VOA
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Don’t retreat, reload”

Sarah Palin quoting her Father.

“How’s that Hopey Changey thing working out for ya”

Sarah Palin quoting, well, Sarah Palin.


236 posted on 05/14/2010 6:40:23 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Obama, proving Hillary right that it takes a Village Idiot.)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Doh!”

Homer Simpson


237 posted on 05/14/2010 6:40:44 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Shoot zem,shoot zem both.” Nazi thug in first Indiana Jones movie.

More beans!
I think you boys have had enough! Blazing Saddles

“Sober he was little less than a man,drunk he was little more than an animal.” Shakespeare


238 posted on 05/14/2010 6:41:00 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Post-Neolithic

Deep thoughts from the past for us now:

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.
-Aristotle

The general who advances without coveting fame and retreats without fearing disgrace, whose only thought is to protect his country and do good service for his sovereign, is the jewel of the kingdom.
-Sun Tzu

Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.
-George Washington

Government has no other end, but the preservation of property.
- John Locke

Men freely believe that which they desire.
- Julius Caesar

Since freedom impelled, and independence inspired, and nationality exalted, a world supergovernment is contrary to everything we cherish and can have no sanction by our Republic. This is not selfishness, it is sanctity. It is not aloofness, it is security. It is not suspicion of others, it is patriotic adherence to the things which made us what we are.
-Warren G. Harding


239 posted on 05/14/2010 6:41:09 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Post-Neolithic
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"You know, for the kids" The Hudsucker proxy

240 posted on 05/14/2010 6:42:49 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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