However, this Ozscience wannabe boffin is operating in the antipodal region and due to the Coriolis Effect, his mind has been weakened by bath water swirling the wrong way since childhood,crikey, and stone the crows.
Also, being raised on wichitee grubs and chased by salties has been shown to stunt the growth of cerebral cell structures. Treat with Foster's frosty amber fluid (comes in tubes) and bed rest.
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Best explanation thus far....especially the Fosters part.