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1 posted on 05/09/2010 9:35:05 AM PDT by NCjim
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Thought this was satire at first!


2 posted on 05/09/2010 9:36:07 AM PDT by acoulterfan
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OK!


3 posted on 05/09/2010 9:36:36 AM PDT by kempster
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He must have pulled a “groin” muscle last night.


4 posted on 05/09/2010 9:36:40 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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The pain in the neck has been identified as philanderitis, with a resulting elinflammation of the neck and right rear hip.


5 posted on 05/09/2010 9:36:41 AM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Indignation over the Sting of Truth is the defense of the indefensible)
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He’s still in the running for the Playa’s Championship.


6 posted on 05/09/2010 9:36:57 AM PDT by maggief
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Golfus interruptus.


7 posted on 05/09/2010 9:39:48 AM PDT by Vision Thing (He has a white house, and he wants to paint it black.)
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Bent shaft?


8 posted on 05/09/2010 9:40:01 AM PDT by coaltrain
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Tiger Woods says neck has been problem since before Masters

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/05/tiger-woods-wont-win-will-he-keep-no-1/1

Final round of The Players: Tiger Woods began his final round of The Players Championship on Sunday at Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., 10 shots out of the lead held by Lee Westwood. He opened with two pars, then bogeyed No. 3 to fall to 3 under, 11 shots back.

But, to lose his No. 1 ranking — which he has held for 258 consecutive weeks, and 598 weeks overall — Woods has to finish lower than fifth and Phil Mickelson has to win. Woods clearly will finish lower than fifth, and Mickelson will begin the final round tied for 11th, five shots back.


9 posted on 05/09/2010 9:48:11 AM PDT by kcvl
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Woods withdraws, may have bulging disk in back

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/golf/wires/05/09/2070.ap.glf.players.championship.woods.withdraws.2nd.ld.writethru.0363/


10 posted on 05/09/2010 9:49:00 AM PDT by kcvl
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with an apparent injury on the seventh hole

Only seven holes this time? He's slipping.

12 posted on 05/09/2010 9:51:45 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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He’d be a lot better off if he had withdrawn after the 7th hold in his personal life.


13 posted on 05/09/2010 9:53:39 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (No Representation without Taxation!)
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probably an old marital injury acting up..


14 posted on 05/09/2010 9:53:46 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
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I said this last week the kid is done done I say done


15 posted on 05/09/2010 9:56:25 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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"I have a weak back!"
"How long have you had it?"
"About a week back"
16 posted on 05/09/2010 9:56:28 AM PDT by AU72
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There just had to be a good reason for him not playing well. /sarc


17 posted on 05/09/2010 9:57:23 AM PDT by jazusamo (But there really is no free lunch, except in the world of political rhetoric,.: Thomas Sowell)
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Did a well endowed blonde in the gallery give him whiplash?

Eyes down, watch the ball, swing.... OMG look at those... ouch.

19 posted on 05/09/2010 10:02:24 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
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Rodney Dangerfield Pictures, Images and Photos
21 posted on 05/09/2010 10:06:59 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Police Taser drunk fan who heckled Tiger Woods at golf tournament


Daily Mail - 6 hours ago
By Mail Foreign Service A drunken American who heckled Tiger Woods at a major golf tournament was Tasered by police when he refused to stop. ...


Travis Parmelee yelled abuse at the shamed golfer at the second round of the Players Championship, close to the 11th hole in Sawgrass, Florida.

The 36-year-old resisted attempts to calm down and became increasingly belligerent – which led to officers zapping him with a 50,000 volt stun gun.

Travis Parmelee is handcuffed and arrested after being Tasered by police for heckling Tiger Woods at the Players Championship in Sawgrass, Florida

Travis Parmelee is handcuffed and arrested after being Tasered by police for heckling Tiger Woods at the Players Championship in Sawgrass, Florida



22 posted on 05/09/2010 10:08:04 AM PDT by dennisw (It all comes 'round again --Fairport)
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He bogeyed the final two holes yesterday, then had two more bogeys through the first six today to fall 12 shots behind the leader Westwood.

I’m pulling for Mickelson to have another great round like yesterday. He’s five shots back, so it will take something special for him to win it.


24 posted on 05/09/2010 10:10:45 AM PDT by Deo volente (God willing, America will survive this Obamination.)
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Tied for 43rd place, it sounds like “No mas” to me.


25 posted on 05/09/2010 10:11:11 AM PDT by traderrob6
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