*ROTFL*
LOL!!! HELP!!!
I’ll tell him, but if he hits me, you owe me a bottle of good wine, and you MUST spend at least a dollar for it.
The author is my brother, who is my only straight DNA brother. He, however, is in denial, and prefers to go by his step-father’s name rather than his birth father’s. (Mine.) A little confusion there, but I think I may have tried to ‘splain the connexion *kof* while I was your guest.
I love him dearly, as he is the One brother I told you about, but he is often much funnier than he ever could have realized!!!
His girl wants him to paint the garage floor?!
That’s.. that’s... Sadistic!
Almost like gifting someone with satin sheets AND pajamas at the same time!