Blessings to the smokin’ drinkin’ two-fisted Law-chick. SHe’s got my vote already. Even if I have to move to Oklahoma.
Oklahoma is a fine state, and the climate is much more reasonable than Alaska’s - or Singapore’s. I think the tropical climate is getting on Anoreth’s nerves. At home, she would get up at night and turn the ac down to “shiver me timbers.”
The University of Oklahoma has a tolerable law school, and she could get a degree in Classics first ;-).
It’s typical of Anoreth that, in spite of the {edited} beverage, she can still use “pathetic sycophantism” in a compound-complex sentence ... but she can’t remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s name.