[pepsionice]

Wannabe cops...from both aspects. A fired TSA guy’s best chances? With the Piggly Wiggly security team. I don’t see how any major police force in the US would be tempted to hire a guy whose last five years have been TSA.

[BobL]

People should not be ashamed of having “minor characteristics”.

[Ann Archy]

What are these names??? Are they even citizens?

[Wildbill22]

Our physical security is in their hands. Scary.

[reg45]

A “short” story!

[Malsua]

Hostile working environment...if the dummy had just gone to HR and had the taunting continued, he’d be in for a fine settlement at taxpayer’s expense. Now he’s going to spend a bunch of time in the Greybar hotel at taxpayer’s expense. Sheesh, this guy’s small schwanz is costing a lot of other people’s money.

[libertarian27]

Yeah, I want these bozos manning the porn scanners...

Maybe TSA should just hire guys with small attributes, they are probably less likely to make fun of passengers bodies.

[MNDude]

Poor guy. Now he’s nationally known for his smallhood

[oh8eleven]

Shrinkage!

[sportutegrl]

The body scanners allow TSA staff in a separate room view images of the of airline passengers' full bodies, private parts and all,

This is the real story, IMO.

[Rappini]

Does this mean that we’re not all created equal.

[Joan912]

This could be the dumbest story I have ever read! I mean, come on, really?