Thanks for making me laugh. Rarely one sees a text where the private starting assumption (obsession) of the writer shines through all the paragraphs.
It should be a mandatory article in all journalism classes. On how NOT to write intelligently. On how to betray intense STUPIDITY. On how to elicit DERISION and SCORN from people with BRAINS instead of raisins (erm... doesn’t a Muslim terrorist earn 77 raisins in Heaven after completing a mission ‘successfully’? Quite a few expert translators think that ‘virgins’ is due to mistranslation. Just think of that possibility... Mohamed Atta enjoying 77 raisins - black humour if there ever was).
The thought makes what's left of my brain hurt.