[Patrick1]

Reminds me of the old joke:

“Two old men are sitting on the porch when this 18 year girls walks by. One old man yells out, hi dear!, the girl yells back, hi honey.

The other old man looks at him and says, How did you a 71 year old man get an eighteen year old girl to marry you? The other old man says, I told her I was 81 years old.”

[Jeff Chandler]

An 81 year old man was engaged to marry an 18 year old woman. His family became concerned. His son took him aside and said, "Think about it, Dad. The honeymoon could be fatal."

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "If she dies, she dies."