Call someone else. Those days are done for me.
In Alaska there was a company that drove a truck called the Turdinator. Got to have a sense of humor if that is your life long work.
Thanks for the laugh...when hubby and I first became farmers and knowing very little about honey dippin, we were told by the guy that if we lifted the lid before he got there it was 10 dollars off the cost....we didn’t know enought not to stand down wind...never made that mistake again....