Topic Drift, but I can't resist. Years ago Readers Digest had a story that had me in hysterics.
This guy had to deliver a hearse to another long-distance location. It was night when he picked up a soldier who was hitchhiking. After a while he asked the soldier to drive while he napped in the back. After a few hours the soldier got a little groggy and happily picked up another soldier who was hitching. Same deal, he asked the newbie to drive while he napped on the passenger side. Around three a.m. the original driver woke up and felt like a smoke. He reached through the curtain, tapped the driver on the shoulder and asked "Got a match?"
The last paragraph set me free. It said "It took the wrecking crew over an hour to get the hearse out of the ditch."
Beer out nose LOL