If they had bothered to do the math, any fool would know having a big rusty bucket on a tender is a good idea, no matter what.
This was a state-of-the-art rig built in 2001.

The liberal you are, I'm sure you would pefer no offshore drilling anywhere anytime! ...no drilling anywhere, ever!
Dick Cheney himself was doing the cementing job for Halliburton at the time the blow-out occured. ...didn't you hear?