To: Slings and Arrows
Something tells me his filament doesn’t heat up evenly.
To: nickcarraway
3 posted on
05/03/2010 10:48:09 AM PDT by
Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
(We bury Democrats face down so that when they scratch, they get closer to home.)
To: nickcarraway
He doesn’t sound too bright to me.
To: nickcarraway
I’ve heard of being a light eater, but really, this is ridiculous.
6 posted on
05/03/2010 10:52:19 AM PDT by
Piranha
(Obama won like Bernie Madoff attracted investors: by lying about his values, policy and plans.)
To: nickcarraway
I wonder if he has switched to compact florescent yet
7 posted on
05/03/2010 10:52:43 AM PDT by
al baby
(Hi Mom sarc ;))
To: nickcarraway
Can you imagine what his colonoscopy photos look like?
9 posted on
05/03/2010 10:53:44 AM PDT by
AmericanInTokyo
(ARIZONA 2010 is historic. It is the Alamo, it is THE BATTLE between US Sovereignty and Reconquista.)
To: nickcarraway
Anything more then one light bulb each day would be sheer gluttony...
10 posted on
05/03/2010 10:54:01 AM PDT by
xenob
To: nickcarraway
He better stock up on the old bulbs, CFL bulbs have mercury.
To: nickcarraway
I was at a “club’ in Vegas one time and there was a guy in there three or more sheets to the wind and he was eating cocktail glasses. Biting the rim off and chewing it. They escorted him out when the front of his shirt was covered in blood. Craziest thing I’d heard of until I read this.
Think this guy quivers when he has his morning constitutional?
13 posted on
05/03/2010 10:57:18 AM PDT by
IamConservative
(Liberty is all a good man needs to succeed.)
To: nickcarraway
15 posted on
05/03/2010 10:59:28 AM PDT by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
If this guy gets gas, his pharts will pale the Northern Lights!!
18 posted on
05/03/2010 11:06:16 AM PDT by
llevrok
(TEA wakes up America !)
To: nickcarraway
It’s probably a preventative measure on his part.
There’s nothing like a nice coating of powdered glass in the large intestine to make an eel lose his appetite REAL quick.
19 posted on
05/03/2010 11:08:20 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: nickcarraway
Seriously, though, whatever trips his trigger, eh?
He SHOULD beware of filamentous growths in his intestines, though.
21 posted on
05/03/2010 11:33:24 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
I'd like to see him do that with some of our new "environmentally friendly" compact fluorescent bulbs.
They are loaded with mercury!!! You break one of these in your home and its and instant hazmat spill.
To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; martin_fierro
How many screwy Chinamen does it take to eat 1500 light bulbs?
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