A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Lazamataz, while rolling around with Megan Fox, in Chicago, accidentally sets off his under-pillow Glock, invoking the wrath of the Catholic concierge, who summons his (who knew?) Mormon socialist security guy, WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS, God bless him, who called in sick that day to work in his garden, but some some humble Houston guy was available, who mowed down everyone in the lobby on his way up (can’t be too careful if Laz is in the picture), but got the wrong room number, and wiped out the entire feline aids society about to march the next day.