To: mainsail that
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat
2 posted on
04/28/2010 7:30:36 PM PDT by
digger48
To: mainsail that
Hmmm. I bet Michelle has been wondering where those two rascals made off to...
3 posted on
04/28/2010 7:30:54 PM PDT by
43north
(BHO: 50% white, 50% black, 100% red)
To: mainsail that
... amputated birdy feet ...
4 posted on
04/28/2010 7:30:58 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
To: mainsail that
Too many twos in that headline. One too many, in fact.
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
The law had better chimp all over their asses.
Oh, sorry, my mind wandered off onto an orangatangent.
6 posted on
04/28/2010 7:38:12 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: martin_fierro
I figured you’d appreciate this link, lancelot.
8 posted on
04/28/2010 7:39:34 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: mainsail that
During the southeast Asian unpleasantness, a friend and I were strolling through a local ville when we noticed a rather enticing spicy smell coming from a roadside stand. We asked the elderly Vietnamese proprietor what it was. He informed us in his severely fractured English that it was his special monkey stew.
He saw the horrified looks on our faces and said, “No, no, is ok. Is VC monkey!” He even offered us a discount to try it but we declined.
We told some of the other GIs about it later. One of them said, “Oh, yeah. I tried that. Pretty good eatin’ as long as one of the hands doesn’t come up in your spoon.”
9 posted on
04/28/2010 7:39:36 PM PDT by
atomic conspiracy
(Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
To: JoeProBono
In their defense, it’s possible that Javan langurs are pretty ugly.
10 posted on
04/28/2010 7:40:16 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: mainsail that
11 posted on
04/28/2010 7:58:36 PM PDT by
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To: mainsail that
Tarzan say “Taste like chicken”
13 posted on
04/28/2010 7:59:00 PM PDT by
dynachrome
(Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
To: mainsail that
Indonesian police have arrested a couple who made meatballs from the flesh of protected monkeys Imagine what they would have done with unprotected monkeys!
It's a good thing they used protection while commiting their act of monkey business!
16 posted on
04/28/2010 8:02:09 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others.)
To: mainsail that
17 posted on
04/28/2010 8:02:27 PM PDT by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
To: mainsail that
23 posted on
04/28/2010 8:15:19 PM PDT by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: tioga
25 posted on
04/28/2010 8:19:49 PM PDT by
tioga
To: mainsail that
“Monkey’s brains, while popular in Cantonese cuisine aren’t often to be found in Washington, DC!”
Get a Clue!
30 posted on
04/29/2010 6:45:23 AM PDT by
Bookwoman
("...and I am unanimous in this..")
To: mainsail that
“And Shiva spake and said, 'Touch my monkey! Love him!'”
32 posted on
04/29/2010 10:19:23 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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