[cripplecreek]

It ain’t hard to get out of jury duty.

[rockinqsranch]

I’m deaf as a rock, but that doesn’t get me out of jury duty.

What does get me thrown off Jury Duty is my hard line against drug abusers. I hate illegal drug users, and I’m apparently a minority out there in our country today.

[dfwgator]

It ain’t hard to get out of jury duty.

Which means juries are composed of people who are too stupid to get out of jury duty.

[PA Engineer]

It ain’t hard to get out of jury duty.

I know. Just tell them your an Engineer and they send you out the door with a stamped parking ticket. I've only made it past voir dire once and was sent home because the parties went back to negotiations.