To: Chet 99; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; humblegunner; Eaker; kanawa; ...
"Police say when Woodward and the victim began to fight. Townsend got out of his car with a pit bull and started punching the victim and ordering the dog to bite her. Woodward and Townsend then stole the woman's purse. Police later captured the two but they are still searching for the dog."
So, let's see here. We've got an alleged dog, that is alleged to be a Pit Bull, that was allegedly ordered to bite the victim of a human assault, but cannot be found anywhere, while there is no allegation of any bite wounds to the alleged victim.
But to read the headline, one would think this ghost dog was practically the mastermind behind the whole thing. (Although I have no doubt that the dog, if it exists, is a lot smarter than the two perps in the photo.)
(But Wait! Is that the Ghost Pit Bull hiding behind the Hippo? Over there! On the couch!)

7 posted on
04/28/2010 1:23:13 AM PDT by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: shibumi
8 posted on
04/28/2010 3:48:37 AM PDT by
kanawa
(Is Eaker going swishy?)
To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; humblegunner; Eaker; kanawa; LongElegantLegs; ...
9 posted on
04/28/2010 5:45:22 AM PDT by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: shibumi
"
So, let's see here. We've got an alleged dog, that is alleged to be a Pit Bull, that was allegedly ordered to bite the victim of a human assault, but cannot be found anywhere, while there is no allegation of any bite wounds to the alleged victim."

16 posted on
04/28/2010 7:44:13 AM PDT by
Semper Mark
(Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
To: shibumi
My pit bull has been involved in several robberies -—
of food
21 posted on
04/28/2010 10:38:15 AM PDT by
dervish
(I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself)
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