[shibumi]

"Police say when Woodward and the victim began to fight. Townsend got out of his car with a pit bull and started punching the victim and ordering the dog to bite her. Woodward and Townsend then stole the woman's purse. Police later captured the two but they are still searching for the dog."

So, let's see here. We've got an alleged dog, that is alleged to be a Pit Bull, that was allegedly ordered to bite the victim of a human assault, but cannot be found anywhere, while there is no allegation of any bite wounds to the alleged victim.

But to read the headline, one would think this ghost dog was practically the mastermind behind the whole thing. (Although I have no doubt that the dog, if it exists, is a lot smarter than the two perps in the photo.)

(But Wait! Is that the Ghost Pit Bull hiding behind the Hippo? Over there! On the couch!)

[kanawa]

[Salamander]

What a bunch of rookies.

*Everybody* knows you use Dobermanns to rob banks.

Sheesh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnuRQR-3Ui8

[Semper Mark]

"So, let's see here. We've got an alleged dog, that is alleged to be a Pit Bull, that was allegedly ordered to bite the victim of a human assault, but cannot be found anywhere, while there is no allegation of any bite wounds to the alleged victim."

[dervish]

My pit bull has been involved in several robberies -—

of food