[a fool in paradise]

One day, he will be considered the richest man in his village. Ameirca is headed in that direction

Very soft toilet paper: Becoming scarce? (upi April 22, 2010)

[Abathar]

Word of advice, never try to clean your eyeglasses with TP that has lotion in it.

My wife laughed herself silly one night when I spend 10 minutes trying to get the d*mn smudges out not realizing she switched brands, getting madder and madder the whole time.