Fake Craigslist Ad Invites Strangers for 'Soccer Mom' Orgy

ABC News ^ | April 26, 2010 | KI MAE HEUSSNER

[feralcat]

A Connecticut man, apparently in a spat with his neighbor, placed a Craigslist ad inviting strangers to her house to fulfill her "group sex" fantasies, police said.

A Connecticut man's alleged Craigslist posting included his neighbor's address.Philip James Conran, 42, of West Hartford, Conn., was arrested in early April for allegedly creating a fraudulent Craigslist ad from a soccer mom "looking for fantasy to be filled."

He entered no plea to charges of harassment, reckless endangerment, breach of peace, accessory to burglary, accessory to sexual assault, accessory to disorderly conduct, accessory to criminal trespass and risk of injury to child.

[GAB-1955]

““This is taking the old ‘Hatfields and McCoys’ thing into bizarre new territory, yes?”

Maybe. But this situation didn’t involve a pig!”

It didn't involve a female pig. Just a group of male ones.

[LongElegantLegs]

Seems incidents like this are cropping up pretty often...What’s going through the guy’s head? Is he hoping the neighbor gets raped?

[dfwgator]

I got in the taxi and asked the driver to take me to a place where I could get some action-he drove me to my house. - Rodney Dangerfield

[Grizzled Bear]

The charges against him include “accessory to sexual assault.” It sounds like the woman may have been gang raped by men duped into believing it was “her fantasy.”

I can’t seem to find the humor that the rest of you are enjoying with this story.

[LongElegantLegs]

The guy that showed up at the wrong house groped a teenage girl there...at least I think that’s what it said.

[Billthedrill]

Egad! She didn’t look a day over 80, I swear!

[Slings and Arrows]

Anybody who would answer an ad like that is too stupid to be allowed to breed.

[Daffynition]

Depends on the soccer mom .... recall the riveting story of the soccer mom from PA? In a heartbeat ... things like this "prank" could go so very, very wrong.

[Lazamataz]

The good news is, I just got an idea on how to hit it more often.

[Lazamataz]

Yes, but my great-aunt Flo says you were the best thing that’s ever happened to her in her 87 years.

I didn't even get a mention?

[metmom]

No kidding. The police are really clueless on this one.

I sure hope the guy gets put away for a good long time. What he did could certainly have resulted in her death with the kind of low life deadbeats that are likely to answer such an ad.

[petercooper]

Soccer Mom

[Larry Lucido]

Yes, yes. Flo mentioned you too.

Says she told you, “See, Laz? THAT’S how you hit it!” :-)

[BlueLancer]

“[Zeh] suffers from certain psychological issues and he is dyslexic...”

Well, see, there it is ... it was all a result of his dyslexia. All of you out there are just picking on this poor man because of his dyslexia.

What really happened was that he knows his neighbor is a music lover and was advertising for a SAX orgy. His Craig's List ad was really for a SAX group for a SAX orgy.

[Lazamataz]

The only problem with Flo is she only comes once every 28 days.

[BJClinton]

[Darksheare]

I dunno.. some of the soccer moms in my area are into cougaring and other fetish acts.
Reason numero uno that I stay far away from any watering holes.

[Darksheare]

This thread is far out man! Faaaar out!