[LonePalm]

2+2=5 for large values of 2 and small values of 5.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[subterfuge]

THAT’s the kind of clear thinking I’m talking about!

[a fool in paradise]

2+2=3 when the government accounting office needs those numbers for pending legislation.