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Steer Slear of Swarms (An Aggressive Strain of Bees Has Infiltrated...)
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| April 21st, 2010
| ALYCIA KILEY
Posted on 04/22/2010 8:36:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
You must be a mathematician.
To: Vendome
Tell me about it.
I have no idea what’s going on here or how I got hive-jacked into it.
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posted on
04/22/2010 11:01:00 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: Slings and Arrows; Vendome; Salamander
If tweddle beetles battle in a puddle using paddles,
Is it a tweddle beetle puddle paddle battle?
My oldest son and I can recite “The Cat in the Hat” from memory, with him interjecting only the words that are onomatopoeic.
You really wanted to know that, didn’t you?
103
posted on
04/22/2010 11:01:18 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Salamander
104
posted on
04/22/2010 11:01:52 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Salamander
Your dad must get a lot of calls:
Got a swarm? Call a beekeeper
By MARY CALLAHAN
THE PRESS DEMOCRAT
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 5:38 p.m.
It's understandable that people might first react to a seething, humming ball of swarming bees with alarm, even terror.
or it turns them on?
To: shibumi
106
posted on
04/22/2010 11:04:01 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: Vendome
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posted on
04/22/2010 11:04:18 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows; Salamander; surfer
I am a fig plucker, I pluck figs, how many fig pluckers can plug figs?
)Say it out loud three times)
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posted on
04/22/2010 11:05:01 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Salamander
me too. I am going to bed.
109
posted on
04/22/2010 11:05:31 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: nickcarraway; Vendome; Slings and Arrows; Salamander
I was going to ping you to my last post, but I only type names that long if they belong to pretty girls.
110
posted on
04/22/2010 11:05:34 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: shibumi
Let’s see your list of pretty girls. (not the one when you pinging drunk)
111
posted on
04/22/2010 11:06:52 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Salamander
You can finally bee happy.
112
posted on
04/22/2010 11:07:26 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: nickcarraway
My [certifiable] dad has me watch for the swarm that gathers every year on the wall of the circa 1800s school house at the end of the lane.
I do go out once in a while to see if they’re there but honestly, I’m not maintaining the 24/7 vigil he desires.
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posted on
04/22/2010 11:07:51 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: Vendome
You’re thinker than you drunk you are.
114
posted on
04/22/2010 11:08:09 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Slings and Arrows
115
posted on
04/22/2010 11:08:20 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: nickcarraway
Steer Slear of Swarms (An Aggressive Strain of Bees Has Infiltrated...)
You sure it wasn't the Spelling Bees that did the infiltrating?
116
posted on
04/22/2010 11:08:31 PM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! Be prepared for what's coming AFTER America.....)
To: shibumi
Well if I was uh thinking, I’d be drunk.... or drunker, er...
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posted on
04/22/2010 11:09:23 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Vendome; shibumi
And corrupt my innocent dogs’ minds?
I think not!
/salamander vanishes
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posted on
04/22/2010 11:09:40 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: rottndog; nickcarraway; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Vendome
119
posted on
04/22/2010 11:11:10 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Vendome; shibumi; Slings and Arrows; Salamander; surfer
Oops!!! I wrote the joke wrong.
It should read:
I am fig plucker, I pluck figs,
How many figs can a fig plucker pick?
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posted on
04/22/2010 11:12:07 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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