Well, we can shoot them as they dash across the border. Then there would be no question as to their illegal status. Once they are ten feet across the border, in United States territory, then let’s bust some caps on them. I have no problem with that. Sounds like you’d probably go along with that, as well. I mean, since they wouldn’t be “profiled” and all. Works for me.
I’d like to see a mine-field along the border. They wouldn’t need to be deadly — just release a cloud of permanent ink. Setting off a mine would trigger a Border Patrol response looking for people who are purple or wrapped in cellophane. Then American employers can’t claim ignorance if they hire purple people, and “purples” can be readily identified by police for deportation. Purple isn’t a “race”, right ?