LOL! I’ve been there several times. In fact, when I’m in Brussels I get my cigars from a shop about a block away and usually eat just off the Grand Platz on Greek row. They dress that little guy up in different costumes all the time. Did you know there’s a female version? It’s on a different street and it’s behind heavy wire mesh.
I remember a little chocolate shop and cafe off the Grand Platz that served the best hot cocoa! Belgium chocolate ... the world's best!