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Ducks Amok on the Freeways, but CHP Swoops to the Rescue
San Jose Mercury News ^ | 04/17/2010 | Bruce Newman

Posted on 04/17/2010 10:43:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway

It was springtime, when ducks usually are headed north. But suddenly Saturday, the ducks ran amok. In two separate incidents, an intrepid California Highway Patrol officer came to the rescue of ducks attempting to waddle across freeways in the South Bay, in defiance of the laws of nature and the California Vehicle Code.

Nine fuzzy yellow ducklings were spotted heading southbound down the center divide of Interstate 880 near Milpitas Saturday morning, when Officer Ryan Nelson — something of a fledgling himself, in his first full year with the CHP — rolled onto the scene in his patrol car. When veteran officer Lawrence Colon spotted Nelson attempting to herd the ducks along the median between speeding cars and 18-wheelers, he ran a traffic break, bringing one of the Bay Area's busiest freeways to a halt. As Nelson led his chirping charges in a line dance across the pavement, stampeding semis sat and simmered. And then, almost as one, people rolled their windows down and began to applaud. "Everyone loved it," Nelson said. "All these hundreds of cars were stopped, and all these little chicks go walking by."

"He got the mother over to the shoulder," Colon said, "but unfortunately there was a wall there. He couldn't just pick the mother up and move her because the chicks wouldn't follow, so he had to walk them all the way back to where the wall actually starts." Nelson led his little parade for a

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TOPICS: Local News; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: chp; ducks; southbay

1 posted on 04/17/2010 10:43:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: martin_fierro; NormsRevenge

It’s a duck-eat-duck world in the Bay Area.


2 posted on 04/17/2010 10:44:16 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: 2Fro; all_mighty_dollar; Arkat Kingtroll; Battle Hymn of the Republic; Betis70; billycat95130; ...

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3 posted on 04/18/2010 1:16:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: nickcarraway
HALT, you evil ducks! Put your hands...er, wings on the wall, You're under arrest!

/sarcastic humor

4 posted on 04/18/2010 1:51:36 AM PDT by Sarajevo (You're jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
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To: nickcarraway

5 posted on 04/18/2010 1:54:06 AM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: nickcarraway



One good Hippo on patrol = Problem Solved


6 posted on 04/18/2010 1:56:02 AM PDT by shibumi (FReepMail me to get on the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; humblegunner; Eaker; kanawa; ...



Lying In Wait...


7 posted on 04/18/2010 1:58:56 AM PDT by shibumi (FReepMail me to get on the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: martin_fierro

To this day, the Campbell duck-murder has never been caught.


8 posted on 04/18/2010 2:03:44 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

9 posted on 04/18/2010 8:36:52 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 451 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: martin_fierro

Bet that rookie catches it from the guys and gals.

Nice work, btw. herding ducks ain’t easy.


10 posted on 04/18/2010 9:53:33 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
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