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They won’t have to go that far.
The courts are full of ludicrous lawsuits.
And there’s always the ACLU.
Here’s another way to look at it, untouched feline: movie theaters are an arm of Hollywood and the MSM.
So some lawyer is able to make a silk purse out this sow’s ear of a claim and gets a fat judgement.
It goes into a constructive trust for the victim. The theater folds, Hollywood is crippled as one theater after another goes under ...
I see nothing wrong here, keeping in mind I haven’t been to a movie since Madonna switched from Vaseline to Poligrip.