[mlocher]

The U.S. Department of Agriculture cited the zoo for eight noncompliance issues, such as failing to conduct required daily inspections of the elephants' feet,

Is it a violation if they check the feet and find that a democrat has become elephant toe jam?

[BRL]

....denying a hippo access to its pool.

When I skimmed the article I thought this said something like :

Too much poo poo in the hippo pool.