HELP! Need Witty Quips to Shoot Down Facebook Dems

04/15/2010 | Me

[kingu]

‘For a long time, I thought many people I knew were real liberals, but hearing all these responses to my child going out and protesting against the government, I must come to realize that they are no longer seeking freedoms, but submission to Mother Government. Who would have guessed?’

[Woodstock]

Hosepipe, Thank you...just what I want!!!

[mlocher]

“The problem with socialism (substitue big gov’t if you like) is that you eventually run out of other people’s money” — Margaret Thatcher

[genetic homophobe]

“Don’t worry: The boxcars are taking you to a nice place where you can work with dignity.”

[mlocher]

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? None. They will get a gov’t bailout to change the light fixture.

[max americana]

LOl, mind if I take that image?

[mnehring]

The biggest 'one liner' impacts I've had were during the healthcare debate when a lib would break out some sob story about someone they know who couldn't afford healthcare and my response was "it is so nice to hear that you personally wrote a check to help pay for their treatment.. you did, didn't you?"

[piytar]

You might think they are friends. They aren’t. They love themselves first, as their behavior here shows.

Don’t waste you time debating online. You can show a lib the light, but only one-on-one and with a lot of caring effort.

[left that other site]

“A Conservative is a Liberal who has been mugged.”

I know, it’s OLD, but still true

[ALPAPilot]

Eventually, socialists run out of other peoples money.

How much of my money is your fair share?

[Woodstock]

Oh their comment are along the lines of:
"Yea, lets abolish the government no more taxes! Wait, no more schools, highway system, labor laws, environmental laws, monetary system, social security, medicare, national defense, etc, etc. What a great idea tea baggers have!" OR

"I'm excited that when there is no more Social Security and Medicare, Grandma gets to move in with me and I get to pay for all her doctor/hospital visits. Can't wait! She's excited about it too."

[Textide]

Unfriend them. Problem solved!

[WilliamofCarmichael]

We tar and feather them (def: criticize severely and devastatingly) so they won’t try to czar and fetter us.

[skully]

Ask them why do they hate the “children”??

[for-q-clinton]

I’m really good at making my point. My liberal friends hate it because they have no comebacks.

My son tries to defend his positions but gets clobbered simply because he’s not quick witted in debates.

So you may want to think twice before going down this road because needing to take a time out to get some ammo/responses typically makes it look like you lost the argument.

You may be better served trying to find things you can agree on and work it from that angle. For example, this news article that the mainstream media is hiding: http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-20002423-38.html

Or just say isn’t it great we have the 1st amendment that protects their right to say what they are saying. Then you may want to make a simple point the media is failing the country. And ask why is it that the media covered the millino man march and praised it, but they ignored the tea party rallies until they couldn’t ignore them so they started attacking them. I’d ask probing questions to make them think...you won’t win in one round but you may end up winnning in the long run.

My most liberal friends now admit global warming is a scam (but they insist that it’s still good to recycle...they are stupid and think that for some reason if you didn’t believe in global warming you wanted dirty water and wanted to waste energy). They also agree the media is biased (but they still watch CNN). It’s a start...oh and they also are very ticked and unhappy with Obama!

It’s a long education. I can’t deprogram 40 years of government schooling overnight, but I’m working as fast as I can.

Finally you may want to find some quotes from Jefferson (a founding father who was a democrat). That’s always fun.

[diverteach]

You can’t find a better way to waste your time?

[mlocher]

“If you are 20 years old and not a liberal, then you haven’t got a heart. If you are 40 years old and not a conservative, then you haven’t got a brain.” — Winston Churchill

[infidel29]

“It’s not that our liberal friends don’t know anything, it’s just that so much of what they DO know is wrong.” —Reagan

[smokingfrog]

Nothing too offensive...

Sorry, I can't help you with that.

[Cyber Ninja]

Socialists are never happy because someone always
has something more than they, especially God.

Note, that is a double entendre.