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To: Daffynition

Two friends out in the woods saw a grizzly bear heading their way. One started to run away but stopped in shock when he saw his buddy stop, sit down, and put on his running shoes.

“What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear! Let’s find a tree to climb!”

His friend finished lacing his shoes, stood up, and said, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. All I have to do is outrun you.”

Old joke, I know, but...


8 posted on 04/14/2010 7:24:05 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Ronald Reagan: "Peace Through Strength." Barack Obama: "Perpetual War Through Utter Weakness.")
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To: EternalVigilance
A classic is always appreciated. ;)


57 posted on 04/14/2010 8:49:50 PM PDT by Daffynition ( In the span of one man's lifetime, only the individual has any potential - not the collective.)
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To: EternalVigilance
I like this one from the Alaska Department of Fish and Game...

After a number of attacks on hikers and campers in Alaska, the Department of Fish & Game released the following advisory:

We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.

Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between Black Bear and Grizzly Bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.

69 posted on 04/15/2010 8:05:01 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
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