[goat granny]

English must not be your first language.

YOU WROTE: CAREFUL SON, YOU MIGHT SPLIT YOUR PANTS:

Perhaps you can understand this: You said some one MIGHT split their pants.

.How could you know what size pants the freeper has. It was a try at sarcasm, but done badly...Since you have no idea about anyones pants..you must be psychic. that according to the mods is another way of making your remark personal.... I have been accused of MAKING IT PERSONAL and so do some of the freepers (lovers of the dog of peace). You should take the beam out of your eye before you try to remove the splinter of another....

[Salamander]

That was, my dear, a quite humorously suggestive yet infinitely subtle comment meant solely for the intelligentsia posting here.

It had, I assure you, utterly *nothing* to do with the physical girth of the poster.

I do apologize that it went *completely* over your head.

[I'll aim lower, next time]....:)

[JoeProBono]

Coonhound